Having been recently mugged for the second time in as many years in the beautiful industrial shitheep that is my place of birth, London, I've decided to pack my bags next year and head for America. I'm going all immigrant and have decided to decend upon 'The Land of Opportunity' like a pissed eagle desperate to scavange some faith in humanity. I'm about 90% more likely to be shot but ya know.
I've decided to go along The Oregon Trail. I don't know how long it'll take, how much it's going to cost or even who's going to drive me, but I'll get there somehow Mr Whiskers, somehow.
Anyone want to drive me?